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10 Of The Worst Pickup Lines In History

Worst Pickup Lines In History

Worst Pickup Lines In History

As pickup lines go, we’ve all come off with some pretty cheesy ones – including some which top our personal best for our own worst pickup lines.

But unless you want to become the biggest laughing stock in history, and have your name and face immortalized in bronzae beneath the words:

Worst Pickup Lines In History

you should check below to make sure that the pickup lines you’re currently using aren’t among the Ten Worst Pickup Lines In History.

And btw if you’re looking for some new pickup lines – this ain’t the place!

Come on people, quit trying to hard and have a little fun.

Presented in no particular order…the 10 worst pickup lines in history

Worst Pickup Lines In History #1:

“Hey baby let me tickle your belly button – from the inside.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #2:

“I’ll be your hose if you’ll be my bucket.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #3:

“OK baby I guess you’ll do.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #4:

“Oh baby you’ve got some fine legs – what time do they open?”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #5:

“Hey baby, you’re better than a bag of Skittles – I didn’t expect a rainbow in my pants.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #6:

“My name is Sudoku baby. The more you try to figure me out, the harder I get.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #7:

“I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #8:

“My friend and I were arguing about whether or not those are real. I say they are but he says I gotta check.”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #9:

“Holy virgin Bat Girl! Can I park my bat mobile in your bat cave?”

Worst Pickup Lines In History #10:

“Hey baby, I work at KFUK radio and I’ll be your DJ tonight.”

OK so if you find that you’re using any of these pickup lines – go find a shrink that specializes in lobotomies.

And if you’ve been the recipient of any of these pickup lines, the good news is you’ve got no where to go but up!

Leave us your personal worst pickup lines of all time – you know, the ones that really worked (wink, wink0 in the comment box below.

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